WHEN I PRESS PLAY, THE ALL I SEE IS A BLACK SCREEN

There are a couple of explanations here. First, it could be your browser. Try using Google Chrome or Firefox. You may also look up a list of browsers that allow the "alert" function (also, try updating your browser either to a whole new version (new download) or just to the next version).
Second, it could be a pop-up blocker. I can see alerts even with a pop-up blocker, but you may want to temporarily turn off a pop-up blocker you use to this game. I promise this game will not have pop-up ads, scams, or even ads in general.
Thirdly, your operating system. I am not sure about this one, but it is one of the only ones that I could think of. You may want to look up a reason why the "alert" function is not working, as that is how the game begins.



STYLES ARE NOT LOADING CORRECTLY (GREY BUTTONS, ETC.)

You may want to download if you are on the neocities repository (the one with no download). Hopefully these missing styles do not alter the game. Right now, the download is heavily outdated, but will be updated soon. Find the download page HERE.



More coming soon!